Hi, humans! Sunny, the cat, here. My human is tired and ignoring me today, so I’ve decided to hijack its blog and give y’all something really interesting to read…instead of all that running dribble. Bleh.
You know what my human does. It wakes up and runs or does this thing called CrossFit. Whatever. I don’t get it when there are so many more fun things to do. Like catching wrinkles. Now that’s a fun way to start the day! Jump up on the bed when your human is trying to straighten the covers and try to catch those wrinkles. Don’t be deceived! Wrinkles are ornery little buggers, and catching them is harder than you think!Or–human feet. They make for great entertainment. Just hold onto that thing and thump it with your hind legs. It can be quite a match, but I usually win.You do have to be careful when you live with a human, though. There are so many things that make really bad noises. Like this guy with green hair. All I did was rub my back against its legs, and it just laid down and yelled at me. That’s when catching wrinkles and wrestling with feet come in handy. It keeps you strong so you can run quickly away from angry things.Something I try to do every day is to make sure everything is as it should be. I try to get up as high as I can to make sure no funny business is going on. Thankfully, my human doesn’t change things up much so most days everything is just fine. I still like to be on the lookout, though. Last but not least, even though my human ignores me sometimes, I try to get in some snuggle time every day. In the end, I really like my human. It scratches my head and makes sure I have food in my bowl. In fact, I kind of have my human trained. All I have to do is meow and start walking towards my food bowl, and it follows me and puts food in it. Now that’s a good human and one worth cuddling with!Now, I know that had to be way more interesting than reading about running. You can leave a comment here if you like what I have to say and maybe my human will actually let me write more often instead of just making me take over when it’s too tired to care.