So I was going down my very short hallway earlier this week when I came upon this sitting on the carpet:I HATE spiders! I’m not too scared of them–usually. I just don’t like them. This one freaked me out a bit, though, because he was big enough to eat me for lunch.
But courageously, I grabbed a shoe and whacked that massive spider. Instead of falling to the ground in a heap of legs, though, it started running towards me. I got really freaked out then. I took a few steps backward preparing to sprint to the other end of the house, but I found a tiny bit of leftover courage and whacked it again.
So maybe whacking spiders isn’t the most kind thing to do, but I wasn’t about to pick that thing up and gently set it outside. And there was no one else around to deal with it.
That’s one of the things that kind of stinks about being single. There’s no one else around to deal with icky pests. Other things that go on around the house can generally wait until I can find someone to do them for me, like putting in foundation piers when the walls separated enough to fit my pinky finger in the crack. Yeah, that was fun.
But when it comes to critters, I’m on my own. They’re not going to wait while I stand on my couch waiting for someone to come get it. Shiver.
Thankfully, I’ve never found a snake in my house. As much as I dislike insects, I am petrified of snakes. If a snake ever got into my house, I kid you not. I’d put a “For Sale” sign in the yard that very day and sell my house to the first person who offered me more than a buck for it.
But it was only a spider this time. Not even a mouse. I’m not quite sure what I’d do if a mouse got loose inside my house. I might actually be calling my brother and standing on the couch until he got there.
I wonder if my job would accept that excuse for being late to work…Sorry. I was stuck on the couch.
Here’s to hoping I never find out and may the pests in my house never be bigger than this spider!
Talk to me:
What do you do if you see a spider inside your house?
Have you ever had a mouse in your house?
Photo credit: http://funcatpictures.com/2013/09/05/scared-cat/